Sufficient Champagne

If, like me, you’re actually a little irrationally paranoid about Tumblr’s Missing E threats but don’t want to stop using Missing E, you don’t have to check their stupid box and assent to their ridiculousness. Just click “Uninstall” and “Done” and the warning goes away. It’ll come back after a little while, but you can keep doing that until Tumblr realizes how much they’re embarrassing themselves by openly threatening their users for making their service functional.

I don’t imagine that this accomplishes anything, but at least they won’t have you on some secret list of enemy combatants they’re allowed to inflict unsupported bugs and slow service on somewhere.

Like I said. A little irrationally paranoid.