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When the Adderall wears off and I get depressed again, I start to think, “Ugh, posting self-indulgent self-aggrandizing little notes to Tumblr?  Might as well be LiveJournaling about how jealous all the boys who won’t date you are going to be when you fill out, dick.”  Then Amazon tells me which Kindle books it’s anticipating will be most successful and it’s like, “Okay.  No, you can do this.”

When the Adderall wears off and I get depressed again, I start to think, “Ugh, posting self-indulgent self-aggrandizing little notes to Tumblr? Might as well be LiveJournaling about how jealous all the boys who won’t date you are going to be when you fill out, dick.” Then Amazon tells me which Kindle books it’s anticipating will be most successful and it’s like, “Okay. No, you can do this.”

4 months ago

  1. cleversimon said: “The tall, dark, and handsome guy sent to assess her is a witch too (and no, that doesn’t end the way you might think).”
  2. lindstifa said: Ummmmmmm barf.
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